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Canadian

A person of Canada of that is preoccupied with comparing Canada's attributes to that of the United States and quick to assert that the Canadian version of any given attribute is better than that of the United States. This Canadians do with absolutely no rationale basis. One that has a pathological inferiority complex. One that is factually devoid of North American history and also sports history (Hockey was formally established in Michigan and the United Kingdom lost a lot of territory to the United States in the war of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. 'Sorry'). Someone that will be polite and friendly to your face, but quite the opposite behind your back. One who is hostile and passive aggressive towards people of the United States and yet spends a lot of time in the United States vacationing and shopping. An anti-American bigot. A spineless person that is always saying sorry for their poor manners.
Hi, I'm Canadian.
I am so sorry to here that. Here is the name of a good psychologist. Perhaps they can be of help to you.
by auswayward July 1, 2014
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Canada's History

Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude's circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.
"Hey remember on July 1st when those two guys showed us Canada's History."

"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."
by The Goldman February 5, 2010
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Canadian Snorkel

the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.
Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.
by Gamilon April 16, 2010
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Canadian

A smart term used at work primarily to talk about blacks so your coworkers don't know that your taking about them being lazy.
Dude that lazy ass Canadian Jamarcus is sleeping again on the job. He's still listening to his jive turkey rap music in his headphones.
by Chubstroker69 August 25, 2010
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Canadian History

1.(n) A rough fuck involving moose antlers & Canadian apparel.
2. Sexual intercourse between at least 3 partners, at least two are bisexual, and at least one is a moose. Usually characterized by lots of squealing, begging, humping, & lovin'.
3. Everything else
1. Bob: Hey baby, let's study Canadian History!
Jenna: *Slap* You pervert!

2. George: Mm mmm! This feels so good!

Eric: Ooooh yeah, one down in the Canadian history books!

3. Shitfuckdamnbitchasshoemotherfuckerpussybootybullcuntcrappimpcracktitties
by ColbertReporterDaily February 4, 2010
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Joe Calzaghe

The undefeated Legend Killer, Sir Joe Calzaghe(born 23/3/72) is a retired Welsh Boxer. Over the years, Sir Joe amassed a 46-0 record, beating names like Chris Eubank, Bernard Hopkins, Roy Jones Jr, Mikkel Kessler & many more. The Legend Killer is widely recognised as the greatest British boxer of all time, and would be recognised as one of the best the world has ever seen were it not for the fact that those Yanks haters simply don't like the fact that he whooped their boys Nard & Roy.
Calzaghe held the WBO Super Middleweight title for over 10 years, before vacating to move up to the Light Heavyweight Division, where he also enjoyed much success.
Sir Joe announced his retirement on the 5th February 2009, becoming one of the few world champion boxers in history to retire undefeated.
This Joe Calzaghe really is something else, forget about your Bernard Hopkins', forget about your Roy Jones', The Legend Killer has beaten them all and proven that he, without doubt is the best in the world
by calzaghelegendkiller August 29, 2010
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Little Canada

A boring little suburban town near Saint Paul, MN who's cool sister town is Roseville. There ain't shit to do here and it's extremely boring. It's own city government is too stupid to even afford it's own police department even with the high amount of crimes that occur in this pathetic, miserable little town. It's also home to the worst baseball, football and basketball middle school teams in Roseville Area, the "Roseville Raiders".
Little Canada? Hell, I'm moving to Roseville!
by jamesisdabomb October 19, 2010
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