cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Cross.

Seggsy rethorical dominator who is known as Slavic Seggsking.

PS: rethorical > rhetorical

You are CrossSlavic Seggsking. Aren't u?
Damn that guy is such a Cross.

by WhatYouLookingAtFam March 4, 2021

cross bloint

a large, gutted, marijuana-filled blunt, with a smaller joint going through, slightly past the center of the blunt, making a cross like shape.

First person: I rolled a nice blunt, but its got a tear

Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the

tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!

by jaybizzlefoshizzle April 30, 2010

cross trending

Taking a trend from one industry and applying that to (or blending it into) another industry. Also known as trend-blending.

The IT / digitial industry is "cross trending" into every industry. digital photography meets mobile phone and many others ...

by ProfessorMoe February 20, 2014

Crizzy Cross

When a girl is in Doggy style, and you cross your arms with opposite hands on each booty cheek (left to right cheek, right to left cheek)

She finally let me do the Crizzy Cross on her

by chiefqueef16 May 27, 2024

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011

Cross jamming

The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it

Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?

Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.

by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011