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a covid nap

when it's covid times and you're exhausted.
dont bother him, hes taking a covid nap.
by edeninoctober January 9, 2021
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Covid-๐Ÿ’‰

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitorsโ€™ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The Covid-๐Ÿ’‰ perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent ยฃ300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
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Covid Lifer

One that had Covid and the symptoms linger for life. Mainly applies to overweight middle aged women that had undiagnosed fibromyalgia or Epstein Barr and now have an actual diagnosis.
Those covid lifers are at the rally begging for another stimmy. Last night at the Maskarade Ball the lifers looked ravishing
by SuzanneSeven February 24, 2022
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National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.
Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that itโ€™s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.
by armanie69 January 3, 2022
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Covid induced introvert

An extrovert that is now an introvert (or more introverted) after being stuck at home during the Covid pandemic. Most likely an introvert who still likes to be social but gets overwhelmed easier than they did pre-pandemic.
Jessica has to take a break after a party because sheโ€™s now a Covid induced introvert.
by iluvusometimes September 15, 2022
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Covid cult

The clowns who supported shutting down the economy and destroying small businesses over a flu. You can spot them now still wearing masks in 2023.
Did you see that guy at the mall? Still wearing a mask in 2023? Yeah heโ€™s totally part of the Covid cult.
by WinoDaPoop June 12, 2023
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