My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
The act of splooging cum onto another man's penis, and then proceeding to lick the semen off of the penis similar to the way one would eat a buttered corn on the cob.
by Nigboys6893947 May 13, 2016
Person A: Hey, did you know Emile thinks the corn smells nice?
Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
Person B: Yo that's pretty fucked up, I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.
Person A: Well let's not kink shame over here, I still think he's cool.
by Willow :^) April 12, 2019
When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
by Gornlo January 24, 2011
A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
by QuadConPana October 20, 2014
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by deathisajoy November 05, 2015