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Captain Crunk

An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
by puckhead661 May 16, 2006
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Captavise

An unbearable forum troll who won't go away. Even after being banned several times and having several different isp numbers blocked he keeps coming back for more. A real pain the butt.
Man, that guys a real Captavise. Why won't he just buy a Fit and join a Honda forum?
by Anthony Linton aka *MAD DOG* February 18, 2009
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Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.
If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.
by Nick D October 2, 2003
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busta cap

1.To shoot someone. Usually in a gangsta fashion with your gun sideways in cold blood.
2. A commical way to say you shot someone
1.Im gonna busta cap in that biatch
2. Yo nigga, lets busta cap in those fools.
by 6 gig February 17, 2003
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Captain Jack

A term used to describe the effects of drugs on a user.
A mythical figure who takes drugs users on a trip.
i.e. Captain Jack has led me into choppy seas, or The Captain has taken Kevin to sea and he won't be back for sometime.
by Rob Howe July 18, 2003
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Ant Cap

A 40 year old balding man who lives in his parents' basement and spends his days playing WoW and his night mowing down 2Ls of Mountain Dew and bags of Doritos while masturbating to the moans of his Mom's love making.
Wow, I just pwned Ryan Downs like I did with Ant Cap the other night.
by Ashley Myers October 18, 2008
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Captian Stabbin

A dude who bring girls on his boat, then fucks them, then makes the walk the plank! It's a fucking GREAT website because it has a mixture of porn and disrespect!
Dude, I saw Captin Stabbin fuck this broad, then make her walk the plank!
by Gin March 8, 2004
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