Boston Pizza

A verb, meaning to tell someone they're hired, then when they show up for work or ask for their schedule, you dick them around and tell them you'll call them back later with shifts but you never do.

1. "hey, so I heard you got hired at Bluenotes, how is that going?"
"Oh, they are totally boston pizzaing me and told me they would give me a call when they have shifts for me....but it's been a whole month now"

2. "So I don't think we have an opening for that new guy we hired...."
"Oh, it's okay, we can just boston pizza him."

by Sunshiine67 November 4, 2008

spider button

if you imagine a round piece of soft flesh with the look of the eight legs of a spider all spread out from one central deep, dark brown point and ponder where we all love to plunge a finger now and then, you will know exactly what i am talking about. seepooper and balloon knot

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.

by g-love July 6, 2005

boston marriage

Two lesbians living together in a non-sexual or sexually ambiguous relationship.

Barb and Judy sleep in seperate beds--it's a Boston marriage.

by Will J. Pa. May 21, 2006

Boston Tea Party

When one places a funnel into another persons anus and pours boiling water down and then stuffing the burning ass hole with a tea bag to finish them off.

"Hey Bob, lets go get Random Joe and give him a Boston Tea Party!"
"Yes lets do it, last person wasn't able to poop or sit down for a month!"

by g master red spicy October 8, 2012

Belly Button Fluff

the fluff that gets stuck in your belly button, usually yellow or blue,.. rarely red but is possible.. if you don't clean it out with a cotton bud, it stinks!and turns black and gets sticky

emily: did you see jennie's belly button fluff it's the colour of her jumper!

by MADzzDER January 9, 2009

younger like Benjamin Button

A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.

Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"

Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"

Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."

by westfalia February 4, 2010

Boston Pop

Is when a guy/girl takes a bowel movement, freezes it then uses it as a sexual toy.

I gave my girl a Boston Pop last night. She loves my long black frozen shit inside of her.

by Divine Jones October 18, 2010