buff it open

when you need some one to use all there strength to open some thing
could also say something like buff it out if you ball gets stuck in a tree

bob- damn this bottle is so f+++en hard to open
bill-do you want me to buff it open

by david nino March 9, 2005

Buffaloed

The condition of a woman who has recently been run into at full speed by a naked midget with horns strapped to his head

After Herman broke the left horn off in her flange on the second run, Lois was as buffaloed as she had ever been.

by Atro SYB January 22, 2014

buffalo bill's wild west show

1. Nude western porno that involves europeans and elephants in the nude.
2. When the indian's found out that the cows being brought to the west....were trully used in ancient british porn preformed live for the queen's and king's delight.
3. When males of the human species get crabs they start scratching and the balls start attacking each other like the settlers and the indians.

1. Hey the europeans brought the elephants....lets go watch buffalo bill's wild west show.
2. Hey Bob, r u watching this.....it's like Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show....and im the live entertainment.....my twig and berries are in the cow!
3. I HATE BUFFALO BILL'S WILD WEST SHOW.....damn crabs...pesky lil things crawl in your pants and wont leave...and my guns are running out of amo.

by Susan Crabgrass December 9, 2008

Buff muffin

meant as a compliment. Buff muffin means you are someone that is cool and or sexy.

Hey your one buff muffin.(friend)
did you see that chick? She was such a buff muffin.(about attractive girl)

by Seeaann September 29, 2007

BUFF

Big Ugly Fucking Faggot

The serious co-workers called Brian BUFF since he was also a douchebag.

by JRoemer December 30, 2007

buff

Giving head,or also used when some one is bothering you and u wanna tell them to stop

Yeah man, she gave me the buffs last nite and it was bomb and she had a donk

OR..

Jose stop buffin nigga, im busy.

by grown b July 31, 2008

buff

To ingest drugs through the butt.

I want some mahldawg but it burns my nose and upsets my stomach. Get me the turkey baster I'm going to buff it.

by nutsmadeofcoco September 12, 2010