liberian breakfast

When you crack an egg in a female’s asshole, then obliterate her anally and insemenate her. Then, extract the semenated yolk from your penis and her ass with a turkey baster, put it on a frying pan, and mix it with your omelette or breakfast burrito that morning.

“I’m gonna give Cherry a huge liberian breakfast tonight”

by AUTOEROTIC May 15, 2018

Whore's Breakfast

Coca-cola drunk in the morning.

Daddy always said no coke in the morning 'cause that's a whore's breakfast.

by treever April 18, 2005

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

breakfast

1) The main meal in the morning.
2) A friend.

1) "Dude, I could sure have some breakfast."
2) "Dude, you're my breakfast."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Vegan Breakfast

The Vegan Breakfast was a sexual move made popular in late 2010 by several people from Richmond, VA. It entails a male of any size or girth inserting his penis head into the un-circumcised foreskin of another male and then ejaculating. This is known as a Vegan Breakfast.

Rob and Mike never get tired of their Vegan Breakfasts.

by Ask Kingy October 5, 2010

dog's breakfast

Usually eaten in morning - A dog's breakfast

Eat your breakfast dog.

by El_Nombre June 18, 2004

Breakfast

Noun

1. Eating after you fast.
2. First meal of the day.

Once you have your regular 7 to 8 hour sleep,( mainly durning the night), your body basically fast because you haven't eaten in hours. So to fuel your mind and body, you break your fast by eating a meal when you wake up, (mainly in the morning).

The doctor told me to fast by not eating after 9pm for blood work in the morning.

After the blood work I can have breakfast.

by Sharkizy November 3, 2012