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Spiritual Blowjob

When you are spiritually sucking up to someone
Shane is given a spiritual blowjob to Luca, he wants a promotion.”

Spiritual Blowjob

When you’re spiritually sucking up to someone
“Shane is giving a spiritual blowjob to Luca, he wants a promotion.”

Leprechaun Blowjob

When at the end of a blowjob you rigorously run your tongue around the edge of the head like flicking a top hat. It's magically delicious!
Last night I gave my boyfriend a leprechaun blowjob and he exclaimed "You just sham-rocked my world!"
Leprechaun Blowjob by Ginger Tiger January 30, 2026

International Blowjob Day

16 of june it is the international give you boufriend head day

fifty-candle blowjob 

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
fifty-candle blowjob by soupbee November 5, 2014

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder 

Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD is when your girlfriend has a traumatic experience that causes her to forget how to give you a good blowjob.
Kelly was the victim of an attempted mugging and but thankfully her boyfriend heard the commotion and rushed to her aid in time to stop the attack and subdue the mugger until police arrived. Althought she seemed okay, later that night her boyfriend could tell she was suffering from Post Traumatic Blowjob Disorder PTBD.