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Put Them Bitches in the Bag 

To get lots of women
Matt: Yo, how was last night?

Tim: I put them bitches in the bag, man.

Matt: Nice

bitches gonna get stitches 

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.
Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!

price is wrong, bitch

From Happy Gilmore, after Happy temporarily knocks out Bob Barker. A confident statement of vindication after defeating a nefarious or arrogant opponent.
Michelangelo’s David, one of his most famous works, looks out from the Piazza Della Signoria of Florence toward the Medici Palace with a gaze of defiance. Built in honor of the New Republic after ousting the oppressive, powerful ruling Medici family from Florence, David's posture and visage say "Price it wrong, Bitch"

ride-or-die-bitch 

1. someone who is down for you no matter what.
2. Yo nigga fo life
That's my ride-or-die-bitch right there.

trifling bitch 

The textbook trifling bitch. You know, the one that cheats on you, snoops in your belongings, tells you how much she's not over you then immediately goes and sleeps with a married guy who's almost as old as my mom. Yeah, that girl.
I don't have time for that trifling bitch.
trifling bitch by Jesse Eddleman August 29, 2008

ebay bitch 

One who rides Microsoft Excel all day. Taking bad pictures in poor lighting and writing up bullshit descriptions of stuff your boss wants put upon eBay.
"Hey Alex, Paul wants 40 things up on eBay today."

"Well ok I'll just re-use 50 things these deadbeat auction winners never paid for"

"You truly are, a lazy eBay bitch, Alex."
ebay bitch by Mr. Asshole January 27, 2007