Sponge bobbed

When you like someone and you catch feelings for them. Like Sponge Bob catching jelly fish.

You know that new girl sponge bobbed Shane.

by O.Deenasty February 12, 2017

Nipple Boobie

When the nipple is bigger then the boobie

Dotty got them nipple boobies booiii

by petez13 May 21, 2017

raw bobber

Adj. Often following an episode of blue balls when the male penis becomes sore or strained due to prolonged erection or excitement.

Charles overdose of Viagra was beginning to give him a raw bobber.

by Super Steve May 19, 2017

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.

I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

tosh-bobbler

Person who bobbles tosh: talks nonsense and is as enthusiastic and useful to a meeting as a puppy chasing leaves. Reads books on "how to get ahead in business" in spare time and misquotes them at work.

That new Project Manager is a right tosh-bobbler

by swampmeister September 20, 2017