monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds

I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.

by AllieB January 13, 2008

BLOODS AND CRIPS

Two extremely ignorant gangs that its no
wonder theres so much black on black crime today. These gangs are really something that kids shouldnt idolize.
These gangs formed outta Compton Califoria (and in some other Cali areas I think) and have been rivals since the
80's or some shit (I'm not sure how long) Bloods wear red and crips of course blue.

Tyrone: Hey man, I'm going to grab some beer at the store.

Jake: Wait are you goin 2 Bentleys beer shop?

Tyrone: yeah why?

Jake:Then put on some fuckin red!!!!!!!!
There be a lotta crips!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

bloody mary

A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, other spices, and a celery stick. Can also be used as a hangover cure. My recipe is:

1.5 shots vodka
2 shots tomato juice
2 shakes Worcestershire sauce
1 shake Tabasco
dash of horseradish
dash of salt & pepper.

Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the vodka, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and tomato juice, and stir with a celery stick. Dash the horseradish, then shake on pepper and salt (if using low-sodium tomato juice). Use the celery stick you stirred with as garnish.

Guy: BARKEEP! Another bloody mary!
Bartender: Dammit, Donnie, you've had 4 already, go home!

by Matt..... April 21, 2007

bloody popsicle

Related to the Red Wings. It's what a man's penis looks like after sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

I pulled out of her after ejaculation and out came my big, red, bloody popsicle!

by JayRomieO December 4, 2004

bloody donut

when a female tricks an unsespecting male into vaginal intercourse during her menstrual period

i took this bitch home from the club and she tried slipping me the bloody donut.

by skippie October 13, 2005

Bloody Beaver

A Bloody Beaver is what you would call a woman who is on her period.

hey Mike, I went to sleep with your mom last night but she was a bloody beaver.

by Jeffry17 March 6, 2010

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011