Salty Asshole

A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.

Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?

by GViolet November 22, 2011

inflamed asshole

The act of pouring hot sauce on your penis and shoving it in an asshole

I accidentally got some hot sauce on my dick and instead of washing it off I gave your sister an inflamed asshole

by EmblemofMagma January 13, 2016

lucky asshole

A very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird gay-porno

You got the iPhone 7 ????
You lucky asshole

by Dutin sket May 8, 2017

Balls in my asshole

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole

Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch

by Highfiveguy February 26, 2015

retard your asshole

Otherwise known as the ole Kyle Coleman. It is the act absolutely destroying the rectal opening beyond repair. Similar to damaging the brain and requiring a helmet for life.

He forgot my jacket this time and if you do it again I will retard your asshole.

by XxMRWORLDWIDExX October 26, 2018

asshole gremlin

When one tucks his cock and balls between his legs and bends over.

It's kind of self explanitory

by James Albrets July 9, 2005

asshole bowl

Any bowl, associated with, or otherwise entagled with Jerry Jones, team, players, or facilities, especially the new Cowboys abode

Have you been to the asshole bowl? Not yet, I can wait until that Jones shithouse becomes reality. Every time you look at it you see how the taxpayers took a screwing.

by BlazingHot January 6, 2009