Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

Asianer

An incorrect way to say "more Asian"

"You look Asianer without your glasses "

by Edur Fawn February 26, 2017

Asian buffo

When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it

Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?

Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

asianaye

A big head girl often know to date a nigga name Dazmond that is mean asf to madison ,so madison shoot his ass in DA future. O yae and asianaye's be thick asf!!!!!!

Asianaye likes Dazmond ugly ass wow!!

by Mia 2timez June 18, 2018

asiani

Asiani
A beautiful,smart intelligence, young girl

Takes pride in work ,she's a outgoing person kind and sweet but won't take shit from nobody .always laughs and has a smile ,she's a ride or die type of gal.

Asiani is a sweet,kind and laughable person

by laughable person April 19, 2017

Asian Angle

(adj.) the angle in which a camera is positioned down below the male genitalia specifically the penis, giving it the illusion making it appear bigger than it actually is for the purpose of SEXting, basically the old bait and switch.

Peter: "Hey, Mike I was looking at your profile on ChristianMIngles, your dick looks kinda small."
Mike: "I know, what should I do?"
Peter "Use the Asian Angle"
Mike: "That's genius. Thanks."

by GoDeep June 27, 2017

Asian math grades

very strict maths grades

Asian math grades
maths methods
45-50 = expected
40-45 = harsh lecture
35-40 = seriously threatened
30-35 = there is no such thing

by mathsisawesome July 21, 2017