A man who fears the thought of anal sex with another man of his gender, possibly due to their own surpressed homosexual urges.
by dabheel parver October 5, 2004
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Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
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Person 2: "ARSE!"
(Seen regularly in Father Ted.. a hilarious TV Series about Priests in Ireland)
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(Seen regularly in Father Ted.. a hilarious TV Series about Priests in Ireland)
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Get the arse biscuits mug.Aries is ruled by the planet mars. Their usual traits include making unrealistic goals, leaving work unfinished, feeling glorious about their failing lives, hating anyone out of the blue for no reason, screaming, yelling, making noise like giants while walking, sex, cheating and copying others. Astrologers say Aries are capable of destroying homes and office spaces because they have intense passion for making things dirty (check their bedrooms and kitchen), instigating hatred among family members and not listening to the authority.
A fun fact about the Aries zodiac sign is that it contains the highest number of divorced and fired people. Also people who continue long term relationships with them are usually looked down upon because they are said to have low self esteem or been rejected multiple times by the real the world.
It is assumed that Aries people are manufactured for adult entertainment purpose only because they are noisy and sexual enough to keep an orgy party alive. Two examples include Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag) and Huge Hefner.
It is extremely easy to spot an Aries. These are the only females that look and sound one hundred percent like males. Meanwhile, the Aries men look like females. Consequently, sleeping with them will make you feel very homosexual.
A fun fact about the Aries zodiac sign is that it contains the highest number of divorced and fired people. Also people who continue long term relationships with them are usually looked down upon because they are said to have low self esteem or been rejected multiple times by the real the world.
It is assumed that Aries people are manufactured for adult entertainment purpose only because they are noisy and sexual enough to keep an orgy party alive. Two examples include Lady Gaga (aka Lady Gag) and Huge Hefner.
It is extremely easy to spot an Aries. These are the only females that look and sound one hundred percent like males. Meanwhile, the Aries men look like females. Consequently, sleeping with them will make you feel very homosexual.
Girl 1: I wonder why Lady Gaga's lyrics are always sexual and negative.
Girl 2: Because she is an Aries.
Girl 2: Because she is an Aries.
by Superheroforall November 19, 2010
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