Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
Guy 1: Aww, did you see that fat guy rip one?
Guy 2: Yeah, he just had an anal spasm for sure.

by gooch master in bed February 19, 2009

anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics

"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"

by Megalon3k September 7, 2007

Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

Anal Ashtray

The act of placing a lit ciggarette in to your partners rectum.

Cooper Kelly was sitting in his room and gave him self the good ol' Anal Ashtray.

by BigGayAnalHole April 21, 2011

Anal Cream Pie Surprise

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

ANAL CREAMPIE

CUM IN HER ASS OR HIS

Yo i gave charlie a anal creampie

by gary sexy 6969 January 27, 2020