Someone who really knows how to get the ladies. They can solve rubix cubes very fast and they slay pussy.
by LukeNelson69 January 3, 2020
Get the Alpha Malemug. As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?
Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024
Get the Alpha M.mug. by jmbwsr November 21, 2021
Get the Alphamug. Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.
"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."
"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."
"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."
by penishehe69 August 27, 2023
Get the Lambda Chi Alphamug. level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boadmug. by Hell In A Shell July 22, 2019
Get the Alpha Cow Bitchmug. YOLO, said the Millennials, and yeet, the Zoomers cried.
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
Rizzler gyatt fanum tax, the alphas then replied
And lo, there came a shaking as an ebon spire rose
Upon it writ the tongues of men, there generations' prose
And from the sky a thund'rous voice called out unto the stone,
As golden letters glowed upon its surface, newly shone:
RIZZLER GYATT FANUM TAX, SIGMA OHIO SKIBIDI
And all beheld the words embossed theron in great timidity
With shaking and with wavering voice, the grim refrain began
As all the generations sang the verse at its command
Their weeping and their running sores did nothing to delay
The chanting of that fevered song as night succumbed to day
But rose that morn a blighted sun whose light scoured like a flood
The sky was rent asunder with rivers turned to blood
Their flesh peeled off in sickly strips, their bones were rendered bare
And still they chanted ever on, their words they uttered there
Until bone and flesh and earth and death were all forgotten things
And still unbidden, and undesired, the blackened spire sings
Around it wind the whispers of the souls in its captivity.
rizzler gyatt fanum tax... sigma ohio skibidi
by Jonathan Alexander Doe December 14, 2023
Get the The Alpha Fragmentmug.