A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
by arsonexxjon February 3, 2010
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ashley clift also means idiot.
ashley clift also means idiot.
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A girl who is very sexy and kind all the boys want her she is the most amazing kisser ever and never turns down a party
by jenalii July 17, 2011
Get the Ashley Eldridge mug.A girl who is extremely beautiful and very sweet, but sadly dumb as a rock. She is probably actually fairly intelligent but her lack of common sense makes her appear a total dumbass.
Example 1:
"What color are bananas?"
"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"
Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
"What color are bananas?"
"Stop asking dumbass questions. Who you you think you are, Ashley?"
Example 2:
"I pulled a total Ashley today in English when I spelled 'of' like 'uv.'"
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baddass mofo who doesnt like homie hoppers,
generaly a happy kid
she likes to work the corner, cheap
runs about $5
generaly a happy kid
she likes to work the corner, cheap
runs about $5
by heartshapedglasses December 28, 2010
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2. Streetname for a common whore.
3. Title for a "scene" girl with an eating disorder who looks like a rat. See cunt for more.
2. Streetname for a common whore.
3. Title for a "scene" girl with an eating disorder who looks like a rat. See cunt for more.
1. Girl #1: "That dumb bitch spells her name Ashleigh!"
Girl #2: "Ew I know! Let's kick her ass!"
2. Guy #1: "Man, how about later on we go pick up some coke and a few ashleighs?"
Guy #2: "Bitchin!"
3. Guy #1: "Oh boy! Last night when Ashleigh was sucking my dick her cheap clip on extension ripped out!"
Guy #2: "Did she swallow? Bet her fatass gained 10 pounds from it, you old dog, you!"
Girl #2: "Ew I know! Let's kick her ass!"
2. Guy #1: "Man, how about later on we go pick up some coke and a few ashleighs?"
Guy #2: "Bitchin!"
3. Guy #1: "Oh boy! Last night when Ashleigh was sucking my dick her cheap clip on extension ripped out!"
Guy #2: "Did she swallow? Bet her fatass gained 10 pounds from it, you old dog, you!"
by frankboiyeah December 5, 2007
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