pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry February 22, 2016

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Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".

Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"

by peterbeans December 28, 2010

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A woman who has an arse that resembles a pair of elbows

If you like that skinny birds elbow arse, you're in the elbow arse brigade.

by Bushead March 28, 2015

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Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

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The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 20, 2005

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Have you seen that Imallexx and memelous? what a pair of arse shrews

by THEHIGHESTPRIESTESS February 25, 2022

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Australian Slang for someone whom is so tight with there money that they argue that they shouldn’t have to be liable for damages they caused.

“Usually if people break something they pay for it”

“I shouldn’t have to”

“Well you’re a tight arse”

by Wellbeing Creater January 08, 2018

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