one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.
Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys
Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter
Guy: man shut the fu-
Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter
Guy: man shut the fu-
by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025
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Alpha Male: Chad thinks he's an Alpha Male but I call the shots because I am the one who chooses who I reproduce with.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
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Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Il affiche sa supériorité par des photos de randos cyclistes hors de prix avec ses potes corporate, avant d’upgrader sa compagne vieillissante contre une version plus fraîche (souvent une subordonnée)
Tu as vu ce que Jean-Marc a posté ? Encore une sortie vélo de 150 km avec son groupe de cadres. Ah, et il a viré sa femme pour sa stagiaire. Classique Mâle Alpha Carbone.
by Laurentnamur5000 March 21, 2025
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toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
toilet and it sucks a-
Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!
Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME
Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*
Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*
Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*
by Daname_Ch4d June 6, 2024
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