Dirty Pie

An eccentric male homosexual who does not practice proper hygiene bathing techniques of his anal area.
I could never dine on a dirty pie because I only care to eat clean booty.
by Creative Butt Pirate July 23, 2012
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Shoofly pie

A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"
Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.
by Ashiedown December 24, 2013
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Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
by Captain Johnson May 04, 2008
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Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008
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humble pie

the greatest live band of all time and also the starting point of legendary guitarist Peter Framton.
man1: hey man i just went to a humble pie concert
man2: Yeah? how was it.
man1: they blew my mind man!
by Tom Bombadillo June 15, 2005
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Custom Pie

When you're spending a large amount of money, deliberately going to a friend or relative's shop and buying most of their stock.
"How's business? Not so good? Here, have some custom pie!"

"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."
by Oscarvarium February 15, 2010
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Neopolitan Pie

Climaxing into the Anus after rough sex or infection. When the contents are extracted, the confirmation of a Neopolitan Pie would be the colours of Cream/Semen, Brown/Excrement, and Red/Blood
After climax into the Anus:

Girl: Argh my arse is killing me. I am going to push it out
Boy: Oh, it looks like I've given you a Neopolitan Pie
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
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