a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

Kind of a big fucking deal 

Trevor Mullins

Trevor Mullins is Kind Of A Big Fucking Deal!!!!!

Kind of a big fucking deal by White kitty September 19, 2018

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch 

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

snakes on a mother fucking plane 

The excited way of describing one of the most hyped movies of the summer, Snakes on a Plane. Used by Samuel L. Jackson in an interview with Jon Stewart.

"Yes! Snakes on a mother fucking plane!"

snakes on a mother fucking plane by ahdeesan August 19, 2006

run like a mother fucker 

to run as fast as you can

Tony: Shit, its da cop!

Me: Run like a mother fucker!

run like a mother fucker by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009

Like a Mother Fucker 

def: a metaphor for anything that is more than average

i'm fast as a mother fucker!

you sweatin' like a mother fucker!

yo momma is loud like a mother fucker!

Like a Mother Fucker by Atkins God September 20, 2009

Ur godfather a dog fucker 

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

Ur godfather a dog fucker by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018