I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Vowel And a Towel

To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.

Great, its 3pm - its almost time for my daily vowel and a towel!

by Adam Wrightstuff December 12, 2006

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.

That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

by Black Panther415 October 9, 2008

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

When someone lives a great life and helps others, hence is a hero, however as time passes they are corrupted for whatever reason, and live long enough to become the villain. This change is inevitable for most heroes, unless they take the opportunity to die a hero earlier (or quit the business of being a hero, as its suggested bruce wayne was trying to in the dark knight rises' end)

Quote by Harvey Dent in Batman The Dark Knight

Darren the legend went to get some us some underage beer with their fake id, but got busted and ended up snitching on us to the feds.

I guess it's true, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, jeoffrey said in his prison cell of 25 years.

by Def_A_Legit_Source May 23, 2020

Vom-a-lom

When someone tells a joke thats funny yet gross and makes you gag a little bit when its said!

hahahahaaha *gag* thats a vom-a-lom!

by love and rent December 18, 2010

i've got you a prezzie

I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.

Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present

Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie

by #neonRainbowAndUnicornsGirl May 25, 2014

Vo a Hunnit

A Real Nigga with a Missing tooth

That nigga Vo a Hunnit

by Realniggs101 December 19, 2016