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Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024
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k-type

k-type(killer type),a very dangerous person,someone who can do a lot of harm or even commit murder.
Are you crazy,you are messing with him?Don”t you know he is a k-type?
I did something wrong..i messed with a k-type,please save me!
by illegal_hustler October 19, 2010
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british-types

Society's poison. They function that way EVERWHERE the go around the world.
Ex 1:

I'm playing the Civilization game? I want to make it interesting by fcking over my own civilization. Should I go about t by wars, famine, plague?.. Ah, I know, I'll just add british-types (english/anglo saxons at it's core) to the mix. That'll be VERY FUNNY.

Ex 2:

How do you spoil a girl? You cradle by her every whims, emotions, shower her with compliments? No. You put her around british-types. Forget katies, though. She's been that way before her friends found & hate on her (she doesn't see it, though).
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022
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Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.
'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'
by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012
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Multiple people are typing...

what happens if you decide to start a controevesial topic on discord. this message appears if more than 3 people are typing and if YOU are the cause of this message appearing, then good luck. here are some tips of surviving it:
1. keep kalm
2. dont take insults seriously
3. be quiet after this
SomeOne: Honestly, i think that putin is a great president
Over 4 people at the same channel where the message above was posted: *Typing* (or in other words. Multiple people are typing...)
by PingasLord69 January 13, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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