by Lana is so short November 16, 2021
Get the Lana = shortmug. a small red dick that looks pink like a strawberry and the balls are usually in the shape of a heart.
by klater September 21, 2011
Get the strawberry short cakemug. The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
by 514funny October 14, 2008
Get the Eat My Shortsmug. Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.
by jessie blum May 12, 2008
Get the nut-cut shortsmug. idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.
Etymology:
From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.
Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
Etymology:
From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.
Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."
by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019
Get the short a couple chromosomesmug. Yo are those long sleeve shorts.
by KCCCCEAGULL November 14, 2017
Get the Long Sleeve shortsmug. This refers to man who either has a small penis, doesn't last long during sex or has very poor performance in the bedroom. Women will often shame men like this with no regards for their feelings.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Being called Mr short Cummings can break down a man's confidence, pride, ego & self esteem.
Tasha: this guy was so dead & boring in the bedroom I was on my phone most of the time.
Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
Layla: loool Mr short Cummings.. lock that off sis
by Arron j smith April 7, 2022
Get the Mr Short Cummingsmug.