fuch monster

a playful way to call someone annoying/goofy

Tom: Jake, why you flirting with my girl?

Tom's GF: It's ok Jake, he's just a fuch monster

by lwkimreallycool June 8, 2023

shitting monsters

when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.

oh man, today I was shitting monsters.

by armyman1982 April 6, 2010

Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.

Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.

by Arananthi January 4, 2012

Slam the Monster

1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster

"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."

by Smellins March 14, 2013

Monster Gamer

Cooler than thunder7

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD

by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021

Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.

That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!

by gmansand October 29, 2010