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COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.
Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!
by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020
mugGet the COVID raisemug.

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman October 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid jumpingmug.

covidity

grandpa is scared about how much covidity there is in europe
by scxo March 5, 2022
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Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat
Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"
by Pa56srt123 November 16, 2021
mugGet the Covid-shotmug.

Covid Rich

The day you receive your quarantine check from the government.
Dude let's have a party tonight I am Covid Rich. I aint gonna pay my rent but we can drink a lot booze and smoke a lot of tree with the money Uncle Sam sent me today.
by Rough writer June 17, 2020
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He thinks covid was not a big deal

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
mugGet the He thinks covid was not a big dealmug.

Covid jumping

Going from place to place to avoid infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Jenna around?

Nah, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 20, 2020
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