Altercation

A super kiss-ass way to down-play the word "Fight"
commonly used by people in denial

"Dude, I heard you chased your girlfriend out of the house calling her a whore and then punched her in the face"
"No dude. We just got into a little altercation

by MyDadIsADoucheBag October 28, 2009

Oklahoma Afternoon Snack

The act of smearing cream cheese around the ring of your girls asshole, fucking her in the ass, pulling out and blowing your load on her face, then as she precedes to suck your cock, you have a delicious cream cheese and cum mixture all over your dick and her face. This one will surely make her happy.

Jimmy: "Hey Bob, I gave Susan an Oklahoma Afternoon Snack at the sock hop last night, and she really liked it!"

Bob: "Jimmy you sick fuck, doesn't that involve her sucking on your cum, cream cheese, and shit covered dick?"

Jimmy: "Why yes it does! It sure is delightful!"

by AlabamaBob May 11, 2010

Afterbirth

After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.

O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.

by Charles Yim October 19, 2010

PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought)

A period of silence in the middle of a digital chat or after an email you sent, where you fear that something you said might have been horribly misconstrued

OMG, having a massive PMA (Paranoid Miscommunication Afterthought) after telling Jackie that I'd be interested in having No Strings Attached (NSA) sex with her - does she now think I'm not interested in her? Does she think I'm a player and this is my style? Should I clarify on our date tonight? Are we even on for tonight? Why won't she respond on BB IM? Why won't she answer my calls now? How do I make it right? Arghhh!!!

by Peter Greenwall December 12, 2010

Afternight

The period of time between 12 midnight and roughly 6am. Represents the time that comes after 'night' but is not really morning yet. Replaces '(time) in the morning'.

Yo dawg, we were out until 3 in the afternight!

by Xtianj September 1, 2013

Afterburn

the remaining used herb, after you have vaporized it. Depending on the type of weed, this can be anywhere from black to a lighter shade of brown. The chances are if you're a stoner, you save this and use it in another way.

Tony: What do you do with your afterburn?
Gabe: I save it and smoke it. What do you do with it?
Tony: I use it to make cannabutter.

by StrungOut532 January 13, 2010

afters

Illegal after-hours drinking in a pub/bar, after closing time. The landlord leaves the cash till open so any official outside can not hear it being opened and cash being put into it. Afters drinkers are the select few of the regular pub clientele. Used in Yorkshire, northern England

"I don´t believe in afters, because I never get invited."

by andreasegde September 8, 2008