Middle School Shower

Unleashing an entire can of axe body spray on your prepubescent body en lieu of taking an actual fucking shower

“Don’t worry bro, just take a quick middle school shower before you go out.”

“You can smell Greg’s middle school shower from across the room.”

by AudioPixie November 10, 2020

Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.

I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.

by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021

Czech Golden Shower

The unique sound made by the VZ-61 "Skorpion" SMG where the ejected brass hits the ground after the magazine is empty due to the extremely high rate of fire compared to the (relatively) small magazine size.

"Out of a 20 round magazine, full auto on this, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary or not but I assume it wouldn't be my definition."
-Brandon "The AK Guy" Herrera in "The VZ-61 Skorpion - Spetsnaz Spooky Little SMG"

by milkbag enjoyer November 17, 2022

czech golden shower

When the cyclic rate of your Skorpian VZ-71 is so fast, the mag empties before the brass hits the ground.

This is a fast bitch. Its like the Czech Golden Shower...The Europeans really like their pee play...

by JerryMouse4532 November 17, 2022

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003

happy shower

A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.

Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.

Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.

Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.

by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009

Deodorant Shower

The use of deodorant - especially aerosol - in the absence of bathing facilities. See Irish Shower.

When camping for the converted Duke of Edinburgh Award, many UK students resorted to a deodorant shower in a desperate bid to stave off the daily encroachment of offensive odours.

by mrbicrevise September 21, 2005