boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
Get the I think I want to marry youmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To Shemug. You see...
A British teenage girl rapist "See, I don't WANT kids to die... So it doesn't matter that I'm actively doing the thing to you that you said was going to lead you to murder them because my vague desire somehow supercedes the thing that I actively signed off on and (likely) lead to the death of other children. See, me WANTING the right things makes me good. And if you don't want the things I want then you're bad. And that means that I can do whatever I want to you without consequences and even if there ARE consequences I can shield myself from those with collectivizing and lying. And then when you murder kids I'm going to pretend that I'm not complicit I any way because I literally don't have to do anything to be considered "good" and as long as I maintain the illusion of being on the side that I'm on, I can thrive like the fungus I am for as long as these people will continue to pretend with me."
Hym "I mean... That's pretty self aware. I thought you were Russell Brand initially because I saw 'British teenage girl rapist' and I thought 'I know that Russell Brand was accused of raping a 17 year old and drooling down her throat and then she got a rape kit and went to therapy over it.' But that statement is a little too self aware for him."
Hym "I mean... That's pretty self aware. I thought you were Russell Brand initially because I saw 'British teenage girl rapist' and I thought 'I know that Russell Brand was accused of raping a 17 year old and drooling down her throat and then she got a rape kit and went to therapy over it.' But that statement is a little too self aware for him."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Wantmug. Hym "I want ME to live, Fuck-on-face. ME. And it doesn't feel like I'm going to be doing that. Right? You fucks have been here the who time. You've made money off of me. Now one of yous drank some lead and then what? I'm still sitting here drowning in my own skull. So it's not his politics. It's the ME sitting here dying and you not giving a shit and now YOU want ME to give a shit when ya boy gets shot? Really. You. Your fucking kids. It is insane what you expect from people without doing anything. As this piece of shit is getting paid to do little more than bust a load in his wife. So SPARE me with 'Why doesn't he want me to live forever and get everything I want!?' You're like a fucking princess. It's ridiculous."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2025
Get the I want ME to livemug. by NotAnAverageGuy September 7, 2020
Get the i just wanted to rate themmug. 
Get the I Do Not Want You In My Life.mug.