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Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped
Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.
by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021
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Yesn't Me

The art of countering someone's roast.
Carl: Your mom gay!
John: No u!
Carl: Yesn't me!

John dies.
by a ded potato January 10, 2019
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Burger me

The suggestion of eating ones 'burger', usually suggested by the female to the male. The female sex-unit kind of looks like a burger from the side, hence the term 'burger me.'
girl: '*moans* baby, burger me'
guy: 'say no more *as he starts the preparation phase to consume her PBP (Private Burger Parts)*'
by VirginKing030 September 25, 2018
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Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.
*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"
by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022
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Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.
Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.
by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...A product of the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
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