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Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.
Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee ๐Ÿถ"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"
by Stingy444 June 20, 2022
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me

myself,I , the person who wrote this.

๐”‚๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ป ๐“ถ๐“ธ๐“ถ
i am me and your not u sucker ( if you correct my grammer your ugly)
by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 21, 2022
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Me when

The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.

Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.
Nobody:

Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."
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me

me
me
by stopthecap 9847 June 22, 2022
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Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.
Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
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Me

The best person in the world. I have the best taste in music, art, and everything. I should be admired.
Me- I love me!
Guy- you mean โ€œI love myselfโ€
Me- let me live my amazing, perfect, and better than yours life!
by Always_dying June 23, 2022
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Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.
1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"
by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022
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