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National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.
by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022
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National Cheat on your Bitch Day

National Cheat on your Bitch Day, also known as National Cheat on your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Hoe Day, is September 17. This is the day where you become a terrible person and cheat on your significant other, or your side-chick.
“Yoo! Its national cheat on your bitch day, go cheat on Melissa, she a whore anyway.”
by Eminem’s unpopular opinions September 12, 2022
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Have a Nice Rest of Your Day

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”
I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”
by AWA2000 December 12, 2021
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National be nice to your boyfriend day

28 October

a day where you be extra nice to your boyfriend
girlfriend: "your looking beautiful today."
girlfriend: gives kiss
boyfriend: "whats mad you so nice."
girlfriend: "its national be nice to your boyfriend day."
by boyfriend day October 27, 2021
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YERT: your environmental road trip

This version of yert represents the concern for sustainable living, and for people becoming more aware of being environmentally conscious.
Yert or Yurt ⛺️ can also describe the tent-like or circular dwellings that modern-day hippies may favor!
Are you sick and tired of materialistic living and the battle to keep up with the Joneses? Then sell your stuff, hop in the van, and go on YERT: your environmental road trip.
by Old School Rock and Rap May 27, 2018
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The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
by unespectedinquisition June 14, 2018
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