Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023

You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025

Daddy Doesn't Love me Syndrome

Girls who will do anything for male approval and attention that their parents didn't give them.

"That bitch is totally making thirst traps, probably has daddy doesn't love me syndrome.

by Cakees December 13, 2019

Don’t Scam On Me

Not deceive or try to prank someone.

Not treating someone like a sucker.

Don’t scam on me bruh, I know it’s only 15 for a nickel.

by HenryHillio July 9, 2021

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021

gelp me

gelp
ge
gggg

Person A: gelp me
Person B: what?

by sugoma balls August 8, 2021