Me

Are you seriously that fucking bored

Someone just searched me on the UD

Me : you uncultured swine if your bored go talk to ur girl 🤣

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Fly me to Inuvik

A fucking flimsy cumshot.

Gonna fly me to Inuvik?

by antihuman09 May 29, 2022

let me dress

sex

man, samantha should really let me dress her! my stroke game is out of this world and ill for sure have her crying

by bigpenis7798 September 22, 2016

Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.

Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>What I AM Working Towards There Is No Space For Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Me

I would have told that guy not to do that.

Hym "I mean.... I didn't think it needed to be said but you are all actively trying to keep me out of public discussion so that I cannot tell people to do or not do things buuuuuut.... I would have told that guy not to do that thing. Sooo.... Your fault. Enjoy cleaning up the fallout create by you doing the thing to me that you're doing."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023