The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
Get the big telly pokey bum wankmug. by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025
Get the Anita's - Big hat syndromemug. This bitch be in charge with that big butt telling everyone what to do she the boss and she knows it
by The Farmers March 14, 2024
Get the big butt autumnmug. 
I don’t know nor do I gaf🙃
by anonymous September 17, 2020
Get the big 4sssmug. Term coined by the exports of kyoto. If you know what 51 means, you will understand the context of it
So today they do this low volume drag down, tomorrow they will probably push it down a little bit more, then we bounce into the big Kyoto lift off
- E, Kyoto; circa August 2024
- E, Kyoto; circa August 2024
by Spadekin9 August 20, 2024
Get the big kyotomug. Basically when some shithead wannabe know-it-all has the audacity to say something ignorant in your face and the only way to express your saltiness.
Typical 3-year-old from the Roblox community "Hey Toby ur mom gay! xD"
*Salty level skyrockets astronomically*
You: Big Lies
*Salty level skyrockets astronomically*
You: Big Lies
by MinecrafGangsta September 28, 2019
Get the Big liesmug.