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Stupidest Shit Ever

I have a PHD in the Stupidest Shit Ever.
by AlabamaBaby April 6, 2021
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shit on my dick

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
by leefvc April 12, 2009
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Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.
Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.
by Duff McGee December 5, 2005
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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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indian tribal shit

when a man takes a monster shit on a indian girls face. as the shit makes contact with her cheeks she proceeded to make the shit war paint. once the shit is taken she run around in circles singing indian tribal songs.
Jessica: last night my man whore gave me an indian tribal shit I think I still smell like indian shit.

Amanda: yea, you do smell beeotch.
by the indian shitter June 18, 2013
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ass load of shit

a large deposit of fecal matter (shit) in the colon

also known as a large amount of undesirable object
when someone is a flaming homosexual they often make sweet sweaty love to an "ass load of shit"

person 1: can you hang out today?
person 2: no, I have an ass load of shit to do
by Rio Cafe April 11, 2010
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Oh my shit!

term used when "Oh my hell" just doesnt suffice.
"Oh my shit!" last night was crazy! You were totally twisted and dancing on the bar.
by mellsbells November 20, 2010
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