another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
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An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
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*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
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