Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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Me

I'm a meem.

What? Did you really expect an actual example?
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paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.
Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.
by Fezaroni October 3, 2022
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Leader in me

The Leader in Me program, developed by Franklin Covey, is aimed at K-12 education and focuses on nurturing student leadership, fostering a culture of trust, and boosting academic success. It operates on the belief that every student has the potential to lead and succeed, manly by using "The 7 Habits" which are Be Proactive, Begin With the End in Mind, Put First Things First, Think Win-Win, Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood, Synergize, Sharpen the Saw
Are you going to Leader in me today to learn the 7 habits.
by fiorefox0218 September 9, 2025
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Don’t Khmer to me

Used to tell someone not to be overly honest or straightforward with you.
Comes from the reputation of Cambodian (Khmer) people as being honest, loyal, and kind.
A: “That outfit doesn’t look good on you.”
B: “Wow… don’t Khmer to me, just lie and say I look fine.”
by Dowieries August 19, 2025
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Give Me Money Day

A non-specfic day in the year dedicated to giving the person writing this, a crisp 50 dollar bill, and a kiss on the cheek.
" Its give me money day ! You should give me some cash B) "
by Sussy. December 18, 2022
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