by EvanC7 November 27, 2023

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by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023

Something you say to a friend or friends when you beat them in a game, roast them, etc. It’s a gloating move.
You're little
by Anonbsbsbsbs123 January 19, 2021

Caleb kept saying how much he wanted to have sex with karter so carter said "shut up you're my shut up"
by Logthenerd October 2, 2022

What an intellectual says to point out that someone throwing shade made a spelling error. It can be used for any spelling error in the right situation, but it is most powerful when used against someone who used the word "your" instead of "you're". If used against the opponent successfully, it has a 75% chance to automatically kill the opponent's entire argument, but if used incorrectly, it can make you look stupid and has an 80% chance of giving the opponent an immediate victory.
Double effectiveness against cyberbullies above the age of 9.
Double effectiveness against cyberbullies above the age of 9.
12-year-old: Your a fucking moron you little piece of shit. All you do is sit on your ass and play league of legends getting fatter and fatter by the minute as your crusty hand goes into the party size Dorito bag your mom bought to hold you off while you rot in her basement, not having touched grass in a decade or more.
21-year-old: You're*
12-year-old: *dies from embarrassment*
21-year-old: You're*
12-year-old: *dies from embarrassment*
by Astatos June 25, 2022

If you were arriving at the conclusion that slavery is wrong then I would be getting paid for the work I'm doing here from which other people are profiting.
Hym "So that's not what you're doing though. I've heard the conclusions you draw... But none of that is happening. You believe healthcare is a right but an infection is eating away at my brain. Slavery is always wrong but I'm not being paid and someone else is. And it is somehow never your fault that your purported morality never comes to fruition. You are unironically doing the thing I said (under another name) about how you doing my morality somehow results in you getting what you want and me not getting what I want. Like you doing my morality generates a positive outcome for you and a negative outcome for me. Which logically extends to you saying 'Well I can do both' to which I respond 'Ok Airy Stoils, but that is just you actively doing the conception empathy I have already articulated which is that empathy extends from the self and only as far as other people act as a simulacrum or proxy of the self!' Which is just me being right about how empathy works again and is basically just situational selective morality because you can't ever be expected to be moral if it benefits the people who won't comport with yours."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.
by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020
