you're mom

You're a mom now.
Nothing can change it.

some person: You're mom.
a mom now: Fuck.

by SnakePartySUSSY May 13, 2022

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

You're Fucked.

On a scale from 1-10, you're fucked.

"You are F.U.C.K.E-AND-D, that spells 'FUCKED' if you're too 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 to read!"

"You are, as they say in Japanese, 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 from the head down to the knees!"

You're fucked.

by GenZExpert December 27, 2024

You're a boop

The opposite of a bop . A boop is a lover who cherishes the sweet things in a loving relationship.

" You presented the flowers he gave you ? , You're a boop "

by YouknowwhoKD March 16, 2025

You're Not Perfect.

An utterly horrifying scene from Courage The Cowardly Dog.

"You're Not Perfect."

-Whatever That Creature Was.

by Petah Griffin February 21, 2021

Slap You're Friends Day

Dec 3 is the day where you will slap you're Friends 😃.. so go ahead and slap

em as hard as you can.

me on Dec 3 :(slap ur friends day)

Me: hey.
Friend: hii
Me: *slaps*
Friend: ouch what was that for?!

Me: didnt u forget, it's slap ur friends day.
Friend: oh that's right.

Slap You're Friends Day, it's where u need to slap you're Friends even tho if they helped you in life and all that shi *laffs* so do it

by Nina Simone November 21, 2021

You're fired

You're fired. You can't fire me I quit. You can't quit I quit. You can't quit you're a frog. You can't frog me you're my wife . I'm not you're wife you're MY wife! Hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit you're job, you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Guy 1: Have you seen asdfmovie 12?
Guy2: It's full of dead memes from 2010.
Guy1: Yeah true.

Boss: You're fired!

by Skeletonbones November 10, 2020