Windows

look up crap

damn my fucking windows has broke.

by bob saget June 21, 2004

microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

grass widower

A man who has devorced or seperated from his wife; a man whose wife is temporarily absent.

We didn't know if he had a girlfriend, if he was single, or if he was a grass widower.

by David Horvitz March 10, 2005

Russian Window

While your doing a girl from behind you pull out quickly and have a friend come and take over duties without her knowing. While he is doing her you go outside and wave to her through the window.

Livi Crocicchia was suprised when she look up and saw Matt waving at her through the window and noticed Tanner Marvel was doing her from behind.
and Livi said "I thought the dick felt smaller"
As he laughed and told his friends of how he Russian Windowed his ex-girlfriend Livi Crocicchia
Livi is now single and Matt is still banging like a champ.

by Aspen Scharff April 26, 2010

window time

Opening a window which is adjacent to a bed, layin down, lookin out the window with a bro and just talkin about shit

Dude, we need some serious window time right now or I am gonna tweek.

by Nathan April 15, 2004

Window

A thing to look out of when you want to be serious

Me: *Looks out window*
Wife: What did you need?
Me: I know you ate the last cookie... I want a divorce.

by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010

Windows

A new invention that lets you see thru walls.

Look thru that window.

by Shang November 12, 2003