weasleysexual

a fucking joke. it’s disrespectful to the LGBTQ+ community and if you’re weasleysexual, dracosexual, pottersexual, animesexual etc stay the fuck away from me unless you’re a VALID part of the LQBTQ+ community.

person 1 - “i’m weasleysexual”

person 2 -“stay away from me you basic white bitch”

by imbisexualdonthatecrimemepls February 10, 2021

Ron Weasley🧑🏻 🦰🧡

Is in Love with pepper estelle💕

Ron Weasley🧑🏻 🦰🧡 : I’m in love with pepper 💗

by Lotsofhate October 13, 2020

weaseled

When man smokes bare 'po, and man is well wadgered.

Snake: 'Sarah, i can fit 12 biscuits in my mouth!'
Sarah: 'Shut up, your well weaseled. Can I have an ice lolly?'

by John May 3, 2004

Pickled_Weasel666

Noun(1) - Incredebly undeniably awesome.
Noun(2) - see awesome and 1337.
Noun(3) - a very 1337 h4x0r.

Noun(1) - you are so Pickled_Weasel666!
Noun(2) - you are so Pickled_Weasel666!
Noun(3) - you are so Pickled_Weasel666!

by The CIA World Factbook December 5, 2003

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.

John is weaseling out right now.

by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016

"weaselpecker" collier

A corrupt third-rate, low-rent, lowlife attorney in a black dress sitting as a "judge" of the Medina County, Ohio Court of Common Pleas. A serial philanderer who, along with his "official" court reporter (with benefits) has been materially altering transcripts of court proceedings since at least 2003. Weaselpecker's "judicial" philosophy is summed up by his declaration that the United States Constitution is "just a scrap of paper, not rules or law."

"Weaselpecker" Collier and his "official" court reporter (with benefits) have gone on a weekend love tryst while his family stays at home to cut the grass.

by Miguel Sword October 21, 2018

weaselbum

Polite, friendly way of addressing someone who's being cheeky

Hey, that's not halfs ya weaselbum. Or,
Don't trust that weaselbum

by Get right ! January 7, 2019