fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 20, 2017
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unicorn obby

A game on roblox, where 5 year old play and eat unicorns.
Want to play unicorn obby?
by secret haha January 30, 2021
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unicorn blood

you know that chick that puts holo crap all over her nails one hundred times yeah its holo nail polish
i dont have any unicorn blood
by the.acid.is.kicking.in September 05, 2016
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Unicorn

1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.

2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.

2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
by Universal-clench April 05, 2025
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Unicorn

"A horse just a little hornier than usual"

-robot chicken
Dirty slut, unicorn is a horse with a magic horn
by ItsMeYiri May 29, 2019
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Unicorn

Horned horse that is rainbow, they will make your childhood great
Unicorn horse
by personthatsaperson October 27, 2022
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Unicorn

A Washington DC Area gay man who is not only kind, handsome, and polite but also is 100% top.
Your new boyfriend is a total Unicorn. Not only is a so incredibly nice and handsome but he isn't a bottom. You're so lucky.
by DCUnicorn Hunter August 11, 2023
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