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son: hey dad, where do you go if you die?
dad: twitter
son: huh?
dad: oh, sorry, i mean hell
by idk but im alive December 2, 2021
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Twitter

The female taint. The spot between the Twat and the Shitter. Twitter
I made her squirm when I licked her Twitter.
by Shanscom77 April 3, 2020
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easier twitter

More readily variable verifiable facts and figures as well as even figurines
Easier twitter allows for ease of navigation confirmation.
by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009
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twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, tweets about how they can treat girls right but fucks over every girl they’ve ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
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twitter

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.
Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!
by al pal April 3, 2016
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twitter creeper

A Twitter creeper likes and/or retweets a person's tweet with rapid-fire succession. Other forms of Twitter creeping is replying and liking or retweeting almost every tweet a person sends out, which can be very uncomfortable.
Jeez, it feels like I can't say anything on Twitter without "John Doe" pouncing on everything I say. He's such a Twitter creeper!
by Rusty Peters August 4, 2016
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Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.
Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.
by reddead97 July 24, 2021
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