love turkey

(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel

Matt is a huge love turkey.

by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011

Turkey Oven

When you pull the covers over your significant other's head, and then shit the bed. Like a dutch oven, but with a little extra.

We broke up because I gave her a Turkey Oven last night and she threw up.

by Tommy Velvet November 29, 2020

Sliced Turkey

an unexpected success

our second place win was sliced turkey

by Vics Vapor Rub November 16, 2016

ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.

Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.

by Francis L August 13, 2017

turkey dropping

Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.

by mcmappy November 23, 2017

Irky Turkey

When an animal or human defacates in their pants or on another object

Aeesha's dog long genie ducky suit made an Irky Turkey in her dog crate, it was so bad there was Irky Turkey outside of the crate on the floor too!

by jone smithy April 7, 2023

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018