mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

Poorly Trained Circus Orangutan

1. An orange man who has no idea what he's doing. He's a Joke, but he's too dumb to realize it.

2. Donald J Trump.

When is Trump going to start acting like a President instead of a poorly trained circus orangutan?

by NotARobot22 February 9, 2017

pre-training anxiety

1. The anxiety that you get before training because you know you will be doing something hard and you know it will be very painful.

Dude 1: Man, today we are doing 6 x 1kms today with squads in between them.
Dude 2: Yeah, coach told me on Tuesday. I have had pre-training anxiety all afternoon.
Dude 1: Yeah, me too.

by peppery July 30, 2017

braid train

A group of males (or women) who get in a train formation and braid each other's hair.

Let's head to the handicap stall and board the Braid Train! It's Friyay so I think fresh braids would really get the weekend off to a fab start!

by BraidTrain October 2, 2017

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

Plop train

When 7 or more guys consecutively defecate in a toilet without flushing.

It’s Wednesday, you guys wanna run a plop train?

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap V February 9, 2018

Juicy Train Wreck

When you are taken but your sexually attracted to someone more.

so my bf is in the corner, but the guy I have been stalking for a month is over there. What do I choose... double rejection. I MUST BE A JUICY TRAIN WRECK!!!

by Emily Saba (pro duck sucker) June 11, 2018