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Has a B.A.D. (Big Ass Dick). Fucks a lot of girls and has a lot of swag. Fun to be with and always shows a good time hahah. Ladies refer to him as the best of their life and really cool.
Damn, Tony can I slob on your knob?
Tony is 88 percent Italian and 12 inches black.
by pimpdaddydilf69 March 1, 2018
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Toni

A perfect, wonderful, intelligent, crazy, STUPID, funny, amazing, sweet, charming, attractive, loving, kind friend. She is a erotikbombe
She is so Toni
by carizka January 3, 2017
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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Tony Deep

When a female is icked by a man due to them being too deep
What don't you want to see me again!? Was I too Tony?
He was too Tony deep for me
by TonyDee August 26, 2023
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Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one
Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.
by big black bus September 27, 2018
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TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.
by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023
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tony hou

A fat kid who loves Chinese poems, and cannot speak English. He plays too many Chinese games online, and he masturbates to the gameplay of candy crush and csgo. He has a fat dick, and it is a chode, and he loves to suck his own balls until he comes exactly 27 times.
Why are you being such a Tony!
Ohhh Myyy Goddd, you suck me just like a Tony Hou!!
Yasss, Tony Hou get it
by TonyHou is sexy February 15, 2020
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