Toasted Tomato

When you do anal and give an anal dick rash

I stuck my dick in her bum and have her a toasted tomato.

by SmokingJesus101 September 3, 2016

toasted tomato

When doing anal and one obtains a toasted tomato (anal rash)

I was doing anal with my girlfriend last night and accidently gave her a toasted tomato.

by GangbangGrandma August 29, 2016

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016

toasted scroates

Sweating balls.

John ran three miles and had a bad case of toasted scrotes.

Peggy was a freak and just could not live without toasted scroates.

by Tha Real D-Geezy May 18, 2016

Mr Toast

Mr Toast is the definition used to describe someone who is always incorrect and is such a cunt most of the time.

Man he is being such a Mr Toast no wonder he is a cunt.

by ! Not Jaffa ! June 20, 2016

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018