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Karen

by ~Mint choco chip~ November 7, 2019
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Karen

A middle aged white woman who believes the world revolves around her.

"Karen" beliefs or traits commonly include, but are not limited to, the following:
•Believes the earth is flat
•Believes that the moon landing was faked
•Believes 5G towers are put out by the US government to spread Covid-19
•Shoulder to short length hair
•Face masks aren't needed and that enforcing them is a violation of one's freedom and the US Constitution

•Believes she owns her children in a way that violates their privacy

•"I brought you into this world and I can take you back out"
•Believes that she owns her children, even if they are no longer minors and don't live under her roof
Conservative
•Believes that any Christian sin (homosexuality, transgenderism/transexualism, sex before marriage, etc.)
•Believes that fast food (and other) workers are perfect and should get everything right, done in one second, all in her favor, without any faults or flaws
•May be racist
•Either a single mother or a mother who remarried

•IF REMARRIED, her partner (step father, step mother, etc.) may be abusive or just as entitled, sometimes pedophilic.
•Spoiled child (3-12), who probably still breastfeeds at age 9
•Believes vaccines are poisons that cause autism, ADHM, asthma, and such
•Uses essential oils
•Refuses to medicate children who need it
•Tends to engage in animal and/or child abuse
(If I missed anything, please tell me!)
Karen: Where is my caramel?! I said I wanted caramel mixed in not drizzled?!?!?!??! What the fuck is wrong with you you should be fired!! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!

Joe: Ma'am. I am the manager. Please, let me do my job..
by buzz069 July 18, 2020
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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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Karen

oh frick karen is here
by thebearwhisperer June 26, 2021
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Karen

Karen, usually white, racist, and blonde, argues with everyone that she disagrees with. Has no love life and is an entitled middle aged overweight piece of trash.
Is Karen telling my manager about me getting her order wrong?
by JapaneseGay July 26, 2020
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Karen Rod

Someone or something that attracts the attention of a Karen or group of Karens.
Dude, I was was shredding the other day and a Karen just lit into me. I felt like a Karen Rod with my board. Lame yo!
by MarcoManchego February 22, 2023
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karen

A bitch who gets in everyone's business and starts dumb fights for no reason.
Person: *Reads book quietly*
Karen: HEY! (We are gonna call the person George) GEORGE!!
Person: What??
Karen: ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT CHAIR UP ONCE YOU ARE DONE? BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING GEORGE GERMS TODAY.
George: Uh- This is a public place so stfu. :)
by cat gnome 32 December 29, 2020
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